Senseless Scream
Trying to be cool.

lindsaylohoean:

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

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no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

bootiewerk:

-hears baby cry in public-
me: shut the fuck up lil bitch

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here