frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

(Fuente: olympercy, vía fake-mermaid)

pemsylvania:

everyones like “you cant fill in the grand canyon with cement! theres not enough lime in the world!” UM im pretty sure you can just grow more limes so dont tell me how to live my life 

(vía whoredinarygirl)

  • benefits of reblogging from me: i've already removed someones shitty comment on that post

dietrum:

I need a job that pays ∞/hr

(vía coluring)

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Fuente: vocaroo, vía okaymad)

(Fuente: p-athologic, vía metalhearted)

  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

(vía cramp)

(vía larssy)

(Fuente: kingmarack, vía mondegreener)

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

(Fuente: longtonguedbrain, vía larssy)